Showing posts with label Stanley Cooper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stanley Cooper. Show all posts

Monday, 5 April 2021

Planning for prom


‘You sure you’re feelin’ better? You still don’t look great. No offence.’

‘It’s fine. I just haven’t slept well, that’s all.’

‘If you’re sure. I don’t want you to come back too soon and end up worse.’



‘You don’t need to worry about me.’

‘Hey, I’d be a shitty boss if I didn’t care about the health of my employees. And a shitty friend.’

‘If I thought you were either of those things, you’d know about it by now.’

‘Good point!’



‘Anyway, about your vote…’

‘C’mon Aria, you already know what it is.’

‘Are you registered to vote?’

‘Yep. I’ve lived here a while, you know that.’



‘Good… Sorry, I just can’t stand the idea of him winning.’

‘Me neither, man. Is that why you’re on edge? At least, it don’t feel like it’s just the illness.’

‘…Yeah. Does it seem petty to you?’



‘Petty? What part of that’s meant to be petty?’

‘You know, when we were telling people down at the pub not to vote for him, and that Wayne said I shouldn’t treat my dad like that and ruin his chances just because we don’t get on.’

‘Hell no, Aria. That guy’s a fuckin’ creep, anyway, I wouldn’t listen to him.’

‘I could’ve worked that out when you told me he runs a strip club.’

‘Yeah, and from what you told me ‘bout Tate, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he was one of the patrons.’



‘That’s a lovely thought, Stan. I’m so grateful.’

‘Sorry… Though, uh, I can’t talk. I’ve been before. Not to that one, but a different one.’

‘Don’t ruin our friendship like this.’



‘Not for a dance or nothin’ like that, though! And I wouldn’t do it if I was taken.’

‘Don’t do it at all. Gross.’

‘It was my cousin’s stag. I couldn’t really back out, it was in Italy and I didn’t wanna ruin the night. Anyway, it wasn’t that good. The novelty wears off quickly. Besides, my grandpa came along too.’



‘…Your grandpa went on a stag do? To a strip club?’

‘He don’t miss a party.’

‘Wow.’

’Yeah. And then my grandma told him after if he wanted to see a woman strip, he could’ve stayed home.’

‘Okay, I’m gonna stop you there.’




‘Ah, shit, I just remembered. I was meant to be handing in my payment for prom!’



‘We can go before the end of break.’

‘I did mine last week. Still need to drag Aria to help me go dress shopping. She’s got a good eye for these things.’



‘Mind if I tag along, or is it a sisters only deal? I don’t ever wear the things, but I figured I should get into the spirit of it. At least, I’m not really the suit-wearing kind of lesbian.’

‘No, that’ll be fine. A girly shopping trip is nice now and again.’

‘Cool! What about you guys? You got your outfits sorted?’



‘Not yet. I’ll have to get my mum to help. I’m not convinced I can pick out a good suit on my own!’



‘Uh… I don’t think I can make it.’

‘What? But you have to go! It wouldn’t be the same without you.’

‘Look, I can barely afford the ticket, let alone a suit. There’s no way Mum would pay for it, so it’d come out of my pocket money, and… Those things are expensive.’

‘That’s not fair! She wouldn’t do that for you, to have a good time? It’s like our last hurrah. Before real life comes along and kicks us in the face.’

‘It’s my mum, Ive. Her budget towards me having a good time is pretty non-existent. I know, it sucks. I really wanted to go.’



‘God… Even Ellis and Aria managed to squeeze some money out of Tate for prom… Though they did go to Roxxi for it.’

‘I was gonna say, Tate having a moment of kindness?’

‘Too good to be true.’



‘Surely we can find you a cheap suit?’

‘I dunno. It might be too late, anyway.’



‘We should find a way, man.’



‘Thanks. It’d be cool if we could. Otherwise, you’re just gonna have to be the cool dude with a girl hanging off each arm!’



‘Hmm, think we can manage that, Raya?’



‘Yeah, I think so… what about you?’

‘Sure, why not. But if Heath comes, I guess I’ll have him, and you can get Logan all to yourself!’

‘I guess I will…’



‘Or we can just go as a foursome, because nobody actually does the date thing.’



‘No offence, but you three are the last people I’d have a foursome with!’

‘Not that kind of foursome!’

‘Actually, it’s probably better not to go in couples.’



‘Because I’d have to have you?’

‘Hey! You offered to have me!’

‘I was being kind to Saraya.’



‘Damn. Hope Heath brought his burn heals to school.’

‘You think he’d be able to carry enough? They’d probably be used up by mid-morning…’

‘I think you’re onto something there, Raya!’



‘You guys are assholes. No, I meant because it doesn’t usually work out, does it? Imagine if I’d ended up having to come with Lisa. If I do manage to come, I’d much rather not have my memories of it tainted by having a shitty person as a date.’

‘Right, but none of us have future sight, do we?’

‘Exactly. Better not to risk it.’



‘Aww, Heath! I was only kidding, y’know. You’d make a great date for someone. You’re not giving up on people, are you?’

‘For good? Nah. Until we leave school, damn right. I can at least set my sets higher by virtue of not looking for people in this shithole.’

‘Valid point, but you’d better not be including us in that!’

‘Like I said, the three of you are pretty sexy in your own ways, but my dick’s going nowhere near it.’



‘I think there’s some good people here… But you’ve gotta get the awkward questions out of the way first. If you manage to get past that and it still goes wrong after that, well, that’s life. You can only do so much. Either way, I don’t blame you for wanting to wait. You can start slutting it up when we’ve graduated, right?’



‘Yeah, much as I’d like to imagine that, I’ll probably just be a virgin playing video games in his room.’

‘You and me both, buddy.’



‘You two are gonna have an easier time of it than me, that’s for sure.’

‘But you’re, um, a good-looking guitarist in a band…’



‘Oh, um, thanks… But you know what the obvious issue is. Y’know, that thing we talked about the other day.’

‘Ah… I guess… But some people won’t mind.’

‘Yeah, I hope so…’



‘She’s right, my dude. It’ll all work out.’

Monday, 19 October 2020

Underage drinking

 


‘Dad, can I ask you a question?’

‘Of course. What’s up?’

‘Does Grandad hate me?’



‘…Why, love? What’s happened?’

‘Tristan said I can’t go to his house because Grandad said it’s an alien free zone.’

‘Oh…’



‘And Tristan thought it might be too dangerous for me to go, but I don’t get why…’

‘…Charon… between you and me, it doesn’t matter what Grandad thinks, okay?’

‘Is it bad to be an alien?’



‘No! It’s not bad at all! There’s nothing wrong with you. You’re perfect the way you are, alright? Please don’t think it’s bad to be an alien.’

‘But sometimes other people look at me funny too.’

‘It’s because they’re not used to you… Aliens are very rare. It just takes them by surprise.’



‘Why am I the only alien here? Why aren’t I a human like you?’

‘Well… like I told you, the aliens gave you to me. They made you and put you in my tummy to grow. And you know the rest…’

‘…How did they make me? How do they make babies?’



‘……….That’s a question for another day, I think. I’ll explain that one to you another time.’

‘Oh, okay.’

‘But listen… Don’t go telling the triplets, but Grandad doesn’t really like me either. It’s his problem, not ours. Anyone who matters… accepts you for who you are. You don’t have to change to please anyone else. And some things, you can’t change. Like being an alien.’

‘Alright.’

‘Tell me if anyone else says anything rude to you, okay? I won’t let you be picked on.’



‘I will.’

‘Good…’




‘So you’re absolutely sure this place will serve us?’

‘Oh yeah. I’ve been here before with my mum. They don’t give a shit.’



‘Your mum took you out for underage drinking?’



‘…What can I say, she’s not the most responsible person in the world.’



‘It’ll be fine. We’ve done this before. Unless you’re really not up for it. We don’t have to go.’



‘Oh, it’s fine. Gotta live a little now and then.’



‘No, I’m not opposed or anything… though I really hope we don’t get caught.’



‘Relax. We’ll be okay. If they really cared, they’d have done something long ago. Anyway, it’ll be dead at this time. It’s too early for the drunks.’

‘Are you here a lot?’

‘Nah, not that often. Don’t have the money, for one…’








‘Raya? What’re you doing here?’



‘Oh, shit… I, um, didn’t think you liked it here.’

‘I don’t. It’s just cheap. What’s your excuse?’

‘Um…’



‘…Taking advantage of the Old Horse’s very loose policies?’



‘That was the idea, yeah… Sorry! We didn’t mean to lead your sister astray…’

‘Nah, I’m sure Raya has plenty of her own agency… Right?’

‘It was our idea, though…’



‘No, it’s fine, Heath. She’s right, I did make a choice. Um, please don’t tell Edward…’



‘Hey, I’m not gonna grass you up. What do you think I am?’

‘But I shouldn’t be here.’

‘Well, I’m here, so how much trouble can you get into?’



‘You get into trouble on your own, though…’

‘…I guess, but that’s beside the point. Anyway, you can stay. You can have one drink, but after that, switch to soft drinks, okay?’

‘I will. Thanks!’

‘The rest of you do what you want. I’m not your mums.’



‘Thanks for being cool about it!’



‘It’s fine. I’ve no idea where she’d get the idea I’d shop her. I wouldn’t do that. If it were one of our seven-year-old siblings, then that’d be a different story…’



‘They start younger and younger these days, huh?’

‘Not that young, I hope.’




‘Well, that could’ve gone a lot worse. Your sister seems nice.’

‘She is. She looks out for me. She can be a bit intense, but… it’s all good.’

‘So, who’s Edward anyway?’

‘Oh, he’s our uncle… He definitely wouldn’t approve of me drinking.’

‘Why him, and not your dad?’

‘…This has to be a secret, okay?’



‘Sure.’

‘Yeah, I won’t tell.’



‘I don’t live with my dad. I live with my older siblings and my uncle.’



‘Oh. Why?’

‘It’s better for everyone… we don’t exactly get along.’

‘What about your mum?’



‘She’s dead.’

‘Shit. Sorry to hear that.’

‘It’s fine…’



‘Sorry, we fucked up, didn’t we? First we nearly get you into trouble, not we’ve gone and brought up a touchy subject. Let’s talk about something else.’



‘…I’m just making it awkward by being here, aren’t I? You guys have been really nice to me, but I’m just dragging the mood down. I should probably go.’



‘Hey, no! Don’t go. I know I’ve had fun. First swimming, then coming out for drinks. It’s been a nice day.’

‘But I’m just not as cool as any of you.’

‘What, for real?’



‘You think I’m cool? Wow, that’d be a first!’



‘Yeah, what he said. And I don’t just mean him, either. You know we’re not that great, right? People just tend to think of us as the “emo kids”, which isn’t even accurate, but if you’re slightly alternative you’ll get labelled that way. What I mean is, we’re hardly all that.’



‘Exactly. If we were in some kind of teen movie, we’d definitely be considered the nerdy losers!’



‘Besides, this is like the most daring thing we’ll ever do. It’s not like we take drugs or anything — can’t stand the stuff, personally.’



‘I just feel like I bring down the mood. Especially when my shitty home life comes up. I think it’s pretty easy to work out from what I’ve said that it’s a big mess.’

‘Hey… you’re not the only one with a shitty home life. You live with your uncle and your mum’s no longer around, well, I don’t even know who my real dad is. And my mum and stepdad aren’t exactly great either. Some of us just put on a brave face over it by making crap jokes. So… Sometimes it’s just false confidence.’



‘Yeah, my dad fucked off years ago. I’m not gonna use my mum as an example of a bad home life ‘cos there’s nothing wrong with her, but families come in all shapes and sizes, right?’



‘Well, I’ve been seeing a therapist, and it kinda became clear that all my… home situation stuff… left me without much confidence. Not like getting burned in a fire helped at all.’



‘But how many people can say they’ve survived a fire? I think that’s pretty badass, to be honest.’

‘You do…?’

‘Hell yeah! You’re a lot cooler than you think.’



‘Anyway, if you were that boring, do you think I’d waste my time hanging out with you? Free time’s precious, y’know? We would’ve already ditched your ass.’



‘That makes sense… thanks, guys.’