Surprise!

'Who you textin'?'

'Isai. We ended up swapping numbers after he visited.'

'Really? How'd that happen?'

'Well, after he gave me his cousin's number for Raya, he suggested giving me his as well so he can update me on Miles, if necessary.'

'Ahh, I see. So what you talkin' about right now?'

'About how nosy people should mind their own business.'

'...Heh, sorry. That was kinda nosy.'

'He messaged me apologising about what he was like in wolf mode. I said I didn't mind, which is true. It was pretty funny seeing him like that.'

'Sounds crazy. He seemed really serious when we met him before.'

'Exactly, which is why it's so amusing. I think I misjudged him before. Sure, he's a bit on the grumpy side, but he's actually a nice enough guy.'

'Good shit.'

'Hello you two.'

'Oh hey, Roza. Wasn't expectin' anythin' from you today.'

'Oh no, I am not delivering. It's a personal visit.'

'Yeah? What's up?'

'Your cousin is shit.'

'What'd he do?'

'He has dumped me. Because he said another one of his women has asked to be exclusive. What a fucking week. First I see a fat old man give birth through his ass three times, and now this.'

'Oh shit. Sorry to hear that...?'

'Thank you. I understand why it happened, because we were only casual, but I still don't like rejection.'

'I feel you. Not that I've ever been with anyone... at all... but it still sucks to be rejected.'

'Exactly. Oh well. I suppose there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Yeah. Or just don't bother with anyone at all. I've been single for 28 years and it's great.'

'You'll find someone, Roza. Nari ain't the most reliable guy ever. You're a great woman. I'm sure it won't take you long.'

'Thank you Stanley. I am glad you are much more responsible. Otherwise I would kick you in the balls if you hurt Nyla.'

'Heh, I'm sure you would!'

What a fucking mess.

'...'

'Oh, hello Tate. I was wondering when you'd be back.'

'What the fuck are you doing here?!'

'Can't say I approve of the decor. Who chose yellow for your office?'

'It's a big streak of piss, like him.'

'As for why I'm here... you did get my letter, didn't you?'

'Oh no, not so fast!'

'You don't get away that easily.'

'Now stay still. This is a delicate procedure, and carried out incorrectly, will cause irreparable damage.'

'...Which would suit me just fine!'

*AGONISED SCREAMING*

'Oh shit, that was...'

'...Oh my God, Miles!'

'...Time to go.'

'Grab on.'

'Holy shit!'