Farrington-Gores: Mafia meeting

'Anyway, that's pretty much everything I have to tell you about Abraxas as a "father". But because he's such a massive piece of shit, it's not only his family he's fucked over. Wanna take a break for a bit or shall we plunge straight on into our next destination, Batshit City?'

'We're not there already?'

'Nnnnnope.'

'How much worse can it get?'

'I have no idea, but we may as well continue.'

'...Okay, well I've got proof to back these next claims up, but at first you might think I'm the mental one. How familiar are you guys with supernatural shit?'

'It doesn't really play a role in our lives. There is a ghost baby in the family, but that's about it.'

'I've been with a few supernatural ladies. In fact, I've been seeing a very nice werewolf recently-'

'Do carry on.'

'Huh, not Rozalina then? She looks human.'

'Nari bangs anything with boobs and a pulse. He's probably got crabs now.'

'I don't have any diseases!'

'No, it's casual between me and Roza. I've been keeping my options open.'

'Oh right. Well, anyway. There's this thing in the city called Yahzoputl...'

Five minutes of insane cosmic horror stories later -

'...That's insane.'

'I know.'

'I mean, really insane.'

'Yup.'

'Well, it's certainly not the kind of thing we're used to dealing with...'

'I'm amazed you managed to break in and escape unharmed. That's a bold move.'

'More like borderline suicide.'

'Anyway, that brings me to this.'

'Because inside this is one of Yahzoputl's sheddings. Concrete, solid evidence that can't be faked with video special effects or Photoshop.'

'...What's it look like?'

'I can show you if you want.'

'...Let's see it then.'

'Mamma mia!'

'Che schifo!'

'...Yeah.'

'It's moving, fucking hell!'

'So like I said, I'm taking this to the media. Gonna set it down in front of some journalists and tell them what Abraxas has been hiding. Kinda hard to write me off as a mental case when the proof is sat right in front of you looking gross.'

'And twitchy.'

'...It will work.'

'That shouldn't exist.'

'Fucking tell me about it.'

'I'm gonna wash my Goddamn hands now that thing's back in its box.'

'I'm not going to be able to eat steak ever again.'

'Oh my fucking God.'

'...So, now that you know what an all round great guy Abraxas is, you guys can go fuck him up. And I'm not as moralistic as Aria. I don't give a fuck if there's no restraint. Abraxas deserves zero fucking mercy.'

'Yessss!'

'We'll be glad to.'

'I'd say that ideally I want to be the one to eventually kill him, but if things get out of hand and he ends up dead anyway, I won't shed any tears over him. Be careful though, I know you guys can handle yourselves, but Abraxas has a lot of supporters in Devil's Port, and not all of 'em are human.'