“So now you've completed step one by asking her to prom.”
“Well, I didn't really ask her. I just confirmed we were going together. You know, as friends.”
“That's not what you want! You want more than that.”
“I know I do, but we don't really do the 'bring a date' thing. Otherwise poor Ivy would have to settle for you.”
“...ouch. That hurt, man. But I'll let it slide, since you're in crisis mode.”
“I can't do it! Any time I try to compliment her, she just tells me I'm wrong, or changes the subject.”
“You've gotta be smoother than that. Charm her. Flatter her. Get into her-”
“Excuse me, but you're not seriously taking relationship advice from Heath. Really?”
“And what is wrong with my advice?”
“Come on, Logan. He couldn't pull a pair of curtains shut. Why don't you play her a song? That'd be romantic.”
“You know what, I'll give it a go. Will you listen first?”
“Sure thing!”
“Do I even exist any more?”
“Every night without you I'd sail on
Don't know how I'd make it through without you
Every night without you, my angel-”
“Urrrrgh...”
“What was that?!”
“I don't know, do I?!”
“It's coming from outside. Let's look.”
“Seriously? Ominous moaning noises – and that's just Logan's singing. Just kidding...”
“Screw you, man. I'm going to see who'd interrupt me when I'm on top form.”
“Gruggugh...”
“Oh, it's just a zombie.”
“Just a zombie?”
“Full moon, of course.”
“Hehe, Logan. You're so shit you woke the dead.”
“Bad dye job boy...”
“That's not very nice.”
“Uh, Heath? I'd move if I were you. Just saying.”
“Leave me alone! It wasn't me! It was the blond guy! Logan, help!”
“Sorry, what? Don't think I heard you.”
“Don't leave me with this thing!”
“Come on, Ivy. I'll make us some tea.”
“Aiieeee!”
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