QUALITY INFANCIES

(Note: butt warning)

We rejoin our wonderful family following the birth of four babies – Roxxi's triplets and Ellis' buttbaby. What are they up to?

Oh, that's sweet. Maybe Tate's going to accept his grandson. I can understand the initial apprehension, I too would be concerned that a green baby just popped out of my son's rear, but Tate can move past that and show some traces of goodness-

What are you doing?

Oh. Never mind.

He's not the only one at it, however.

“I know you're struggling to cope, Ari. It's rubbish right now. But you shouldn't take it out on them. They didn't ask to be born."

“It's more than rubbish, it's complete fucking garbage! I hate kids.”

“These poor bastards have to live with two useless parents, one of whom is a murderer and the other a porn star, a random old woman who hates them, their twisted siblings and their anally-delivered nephew. You looked after me and I respect you because of that. ”

“I know. Thanks.”

“I'm old enough. I'm already doing all the cleaning. I can be the best big sister too.”

“Listen to me. I don't know how that abomination got here or why you insist on keeping it. It can stay only if you keep it well away from my new sons. They don't need corrupting. And don't let it leave the house either. There'll be no green creatures ruining my campaign. You hear?”

“Ignore Grandad. One day he'll love you. And I love you too.”

I don't know either. (jellyfish why)

Graduations in my game are weird. They often happen late, or not at all. So here is a late graduation for Ellis-

uh

wait

what are you doing

You're going to take all four of them to graduation. Carmella is already screaming her head off. Their needs are low. Really?

Saraya's expression sums it up.

“HAHA, THE SPAWN ARE SUFFERING”

In what world is this a good idea? I mean, what will Ellis be? “Student most likely to deliver a green baby by rectal birth”?

And so a few hours of graduation passed. I can only imagine all of the other parents as the sound of four shrieking newborns accompany the ceremony.

Of course.

NOT YOU TOO

AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A NICER DRESS THAN THE WEDDING

Aria comes home and chooses to eat sat on the bath. There were plenty of seats in the house. She just did it to piss off Tate, who wants a shower. He boots her out and-

…

I think I'll end it here.